Richard BF

GW wants to amend the U.S. Constitution to outlaw non-man/woman marriages, based upon literal interpretations of the bible, which of course contravenes the first amendment separation of church and state. While we’re being literal, here’s are some more amendments GW should consider.

If there are no acceptable men to be found in the town, a woman shall ply her father with wine and have sex with him in order to produce progeny to carry on the family name (Gen. 19:31-36).

Personally, I’ve always enjoyed the second amendment, the right to wear short sleeves.